Friday, July 14, 2006

HOW A 7 YEARS OLD
EXPLAIN SEX

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it wasand how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister andher boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis andher boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too,because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from gettinga way.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could geta scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough,they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly,the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

7:22 AM

Monday, July 03, 2006

having to step foot into the senior world, many will like to take every event that happen in school as their nostalgic memories where they could think back and ponder upon the highlights that took place during their senior year as a secondary school student. having not to forget myself, i decided to share what happen today in my school and hope it'll be part of my memories for my school life.

today, the 4th of july, was set aside to be the class photo taking day for the whole school. being a senior proves how the class photo taking was an important thing so as to make the journey of a senior life complete. many students including myself took a whole one period to prepare ourself for this special event. we need to capture the last moments together in school as a class so we could preserve it forever. having to be part of my 4.1 was a great honour that i'll forever not forget. after taking the formal class photo, its time for the informal and candid shots. from what i can predict, my candid class photo will be the best to be ever develop for the year 2006. i really cant wait for it to be develop. nadia you rock the picture man. erm.. not forgetting me! lol

11:34 PM

Sunday, July 02, 2006

i guess many of you had watched this great movie. hints. these two names, troy and gabriella. yes! high school musical. it is a very great movie that involves people like us, teenagers who are currently curious about everything. a mix of emotions, self interest and most importantly, without this element it would not be called a musical, the wonderful songs. i favourites are 'start of something new', 'get'cha head in the game', 'what i've been looking for' and also 'stick to the status quo'.

lets talk about the cast. well i can im troy. lol. im so in love with gabriella. i mean she can sing, she got the looks and she's a hispanic gal i guess. if only she's a local singaporean, i would have grab her and make her mine! for those of you who watched the show and wanna keep this talk of the town topic hot and sensational, please do voice out at my tag board

1:23 AM

Saturday, July 01, 2006

having to start the month of july by participating in a malay competition, fasih terjemah 2006, was a great start for me as i am guilty of being a malay enthusiast. fasih terjemah was a translation competition whereby participants need to translate words, phrases and a sentence from malay to english and from english to malay. preliminary round only need to translate words. this year's preliminary round had slight changes. no specific categories like food, health .etc however, categories by alphabets were introduce and the words given to be translated were at random. overall i guess i could tackle the challenge well although i could not answer around 4-5 words in total. results will come in next week as on the 8th of july will be the preliminary round for other schools. semi-finals will be on the 15th and will be conducted at toa payoh cc again. pray for my success and i hope to go final where you will then can watch me in action as you can go to eunos cc at ubi to catch me in action.

5:57 AM

Friday, June 30, 2006

i guess this year's celebration was the best. i don't know if its due to change of concept of entertainment or maybe just because it's my last year in coral seconday (what? my last year? so should be happy? lolx). what ever it is, these are the details of the items put up but the teachers.

First Up - The Physical Education Teachers - 8 [inclusive of two trainees]
their item was inspired by the world cup fever. it was a performance on how the top countries prepare themselves last minute before every matches. mr see toh being the coach started the performance by introducing the representatives of the world cup. i don't really remember who represents what as i sat quite far the couldnt really see what jersey. anyways, one of the trainee teacher represented himself for england, mr quek for germany, my lim for brazil and if im not mistaken, mr david for italy and i don't know which team ms lim was representing and mr hisham [another trainee] was presenting. what ever it was, the whole school was satisfied with their entertainment. their last minute preparation involved skills such as the act of falling, the act of making the opponent player get a yellow .etc. didn't really know that these teachers were creative. i guess it must have been mr david's idea.

Next Up - The Humanities and IT Department
an item entitled 'shadow shadow'. it is a guessing game. teachers disguising themselves with props and students need to guess. the winner takes home a kit kat bar. not as interesting as the first item but it was aight.

Third Item - The Science and Mathematics Department
these two departments came up with an item on fashion show - retro theme. many of them looks good in their fashion sense. however, ah chiam was the ugliest among all. no taste. hahakz. i mean she's already ugly and she want to look double ugly. anyways, mr rafi, my ong and another teacher [forget who] became a gangster and bash up my co-form teacher, mr paik in fornt of us - in their show larh. hahakz. well acting skill i'll give him an eight.

Next Up - By English Department
this department put a show on storybook characters pageant. it was another great performance put up as the english teacher really did manage to ransformed themselves into a storybook character. here are who and what they become: ms grace ng - oliver twist, ms suhana - red riding hood, ms eliz tay - dorothy, new teacher - captain hook, ms farah - julian, mdm kala - the phantom of the opera and mr osman - charlie chaplin. during their walk, they were asked by ma amy anne a question. each get different question. the winner was selected by the students and mdm kala won as when asked what was the one thing that she want to change her life - as the phantom, she replied "i'll come to coral and stop examination". every students cheer up on her!!
well done mdm kala.

Last Up - The Youth Day Message Sildes
as usual, the school's tradition to have youth day messages dedicated to us written by our form teacher. my class was not happening as the slide was to boring. ms tay! i expect a better and a memorable one but you didn't have it. nevermind though, the concert as a whole was entertaining.

and for our youth day 2006 momento, each students got a ball pen in which has no ink at all. last year's gift was the best!
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tomorrow is a big day for me. no, not that im getting married but i'd really want to. however tomorrow is my prelimanary round of my english - malay - english translation competition in conjuction with the bulan bahasa. it'll be conducted at toa payoh cc. so guys, wish me luck and success.

as for nur hidayah bte ibrahim, i'm really sorry for the last minute changes. i really wanna go. i thought the competition will be on the 22nd but i guess they organiser changed to schedule. don't blame me. next two years we go ok.

4:44 AM

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Second half of the year begins. Stress is building up. Important dates are nearing. Heart is beating. Time flew past without mercy.

Today mark a very special date in the 2006 calendar. Once again I'm blogging back, sharing my ups and downs; pouring out all my frustrations in my blog. Something huge happened today. Form teachers were given letters to be given out to students that fail to meet the requirement to be admitted into a junior college or a polytechnic. It was based on the mid-year that took place two months ago. My mind went blank. I knew where I stand with my English result of borderline marks. Fortunately, I was not in the list. This proves that I have time to carry on with my effort so as to achieve better grades.

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SMRT Bishan Depot. That was where my class headed today after school. It was part of my school's Civic and Moral Education program. Learnt a few things about the MRT, went to the workshop. The depot was so huge. I'll get lost if I were to be there alone.. LOLX. It was a fun trip having to be able to experience this during my last year of secondary education, it will be added into my nostalgia album.

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Tomorrow the school will be having a special event for us - YOUTH. Youth Day concert will be expected at the end of the day. I am hoping to see the Mathematics Department to put up a good show for last year they only manage to put up a slide show. Don't you guys know that's boring! The PE teachers will be the main focus of attraction tomorrow for they had always been then best entertainer bunch in school. Don't disappoint us!

4:59 AM